My t-shirt today should say…

fyi, if you don’t want to read about my irrational bad mood, stop here…

I’m not sure if everyone is annoying or I’m really just in a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mood

I’m thinking it’s the latter

It started last night

I just want to be left alone

But coddled at the same time

I don’t want you to ask anything of me

But feel guilty if I’m inaccessible so I do it, but I’m not happy about it

I don’t want to know that you don’t like what I’m doing

I’m going to do it anyway, but I’m a people pleaser so you telling me you don’t like it, just pisses me off double!

I want to shove my face into a vat of mediterranean mint gelato

and then lick the sides clean to get every last remnant

I want to devour every piece of candy I can get my hands on like Cookie Monster (but with candy…Candy Monster?)

I want every kind of comfort food you can imagine

(chicken noodle soup, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes and gravy, chicken and dumplings, broccoli casserole…mmmmmmmm…I’m drooling now…perfect)

I want it brought to me

(by Christian Grey maybe? Who am I kidding. We all know what he’d want in return and that ain’t happening today!)

on a tv tray

with a big ole never ending cup of unsweet tea

while binge watching anything and everything I can find on Hulu+

Is that too much to ask?

(that’s rhetorical. Don’t answer that.)

If I used a comic strip to sum my mood up perfectly today…

it would be this Calvin and Hobbes one

Until tomorrow blogland.

Hopefully I wake up to find that someone has sprinkled me with rainbows, butterflies and unicorns while I slept and rolled me over to the good side of the bed!

On a positive note…I’ve made it to day 15 of NaBloPoMo! Woohoo!