Sometimes being a grown up sucks

I’d like to wrap myself in a heated blanket and just stay there all day. Not to sound like a broken record, but it’s still cold. Something like 28 degrees, and my little Florida babies went to school in light jackets. Not because they don’t have warmer ones, but because the cold snuck up on us and the weather here is usually so fickle that by the time we pull out the bigger jackets, the weather gets warm again. But until then…it’s chiiiiillaay up in here!

Not only is it cold as a witch’s boob out there, but I had my dreaded yearly girly appointment this morning. Fun times! No where else is it completely normal for a woman to get naked, freeze her ass off (the staff had jackets on, that’s how cold it was!) in a paper vest and paper blanket (I use that term loosely), lubed up with cold gel, violated by a cold metal object, cranked open like the jaws of life, and felt up…all while carrying on a normal conversation about what your holiday plans are.  lol. Seriously though, I lucked out by finding a great doctor when I was only 18 and he’s had the same nurse for as long, so at least it’s comforting to see the same faces each year.

I’m avoiding reality at the moment. I only have one more blissful hour in my warm house before crazy night number 1 starts. The teen is in her first school musical (yay!!) and tonight is opening night! They’ve all been working so hard, I can’t wait to see it all come together tonight. An easy morning tomorrow and then round two for the cast tomorrow night. Is it Saturday yet?

I really don’t wanna brave the cold again. Like REALLY don’t wanna. If I was a two yr old, you can bet your fanny I’d be lying on the floor right now, crying and flailing around.

*sigh*

Unfortunately, I am not so…off I go! Hope you’re all staying warm and cozy today and got to keep your clothes on!

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